I never check the weather. Ever.
And then my kids leave the house wearing inappropriate seasonal clothes. Or I don’t have an umbrella when the entire city knew a storm was coming. Or I walk to lunch shocked that it’s freezing in December because it was really sunny at 7 a.m. Checking the weather is one of those Adult Things that I still haven’t mastered.. After spending all weekend hearing the chatter of the upcoming weekdays’ weather, I checked the weather and my phone told me it’s going to be -11. Negative fucking eleven!? That’s not mid-Ohio weather!
Being an adult is so overrated.
This is how I want to be Every. Single. Day. Of. Winter.
I don’t care that I’m suppose to parent. Or wash clothes. Or go to work. Or feed the family.
I just want to lay on the couch covered in a blanket.
I’m jealous of the pup. Bitch.
Plus she doesn’t have to master the art of being an adult.
But she can’t make a One Second video…
The rest here.